Funny Christmas Jokes 2019

Christmas is the time of spreading love and happiness. It is the only time when people give maximum time to their families and shared happiness. Many people always wish to others with funny jokes. Wishing to others with funny jokes is always considered a unique way because bringing smile on other people faces is a good way. If you want to wish your family, friends and relatives with funny jokes so, now this year you will get here funny Christmas jokes 2017. We are offering you here latest and unique collection.

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  • Rudolph has a red nose because he is drunk.

 

  • Have two drinks and look.Merry Christmas

 

  • Hope your Christmas is the “M” word (Merry)!!!

 

  • May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!

 

  • Christmas shopping is awesome, only when it is for you.

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  • All I want for Christmas is for you to have a Merry Christmas!

 

  • Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.

 

  • I know you won’t be leaving the house; you love food. Merry Christmas!

 

  • Fill in you body along with Christmas wine
    Merry Christmas to you

 

  • Why is Santa Claus always a man?Because…No woman will wear…
    The same dress year after year…

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  • On Christmas, Everyone says:
    Santa aayega .. Santa aayega ..
    But, deep in our hearts we all know ..Ghanta aayega !!!

 

  • Joy Was on Christ,
    Love was on X’Mas,
    So let all of this found you anywhere.
    You are this Lovely Season.Merry X’mas and Happy New Year

 

  • Here is your Christmas present!
    Said father giving the guitar to his son.
    Thank you! But wait, why it has no strings?!
    Not everything at once, my son,
    learn to play at first and then we’ll buy the strings

 

  • Peter wrote to Santa Claus:
    “Please send me a brother”.
    Santa Claus answer:
    “No problem. Send me your mommy”

 

  • Why Santa is always so happy?
    Because he knows where the bad girls live.

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  • What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
    A rebel without a Claus.

 

  • The jolliest time of the year,
    With Santa’s HO HO HO.
    And presents for my dear,
    I wish you a Merry Christmas,
    And a happy new year!

 

  • Christmas is a time when everybody
    wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
    So, don’t forget to get me that diamond ring 😉

 

  • This year I’m going to keep a mistletoe
    in my back pocket so everyone can kiss my a$$.
    Happy Holidays!